25 December 2004 16:19
mmmm, Christmas dinner.a 20oz pepsi and a fun size snickers bar.
(don't feel sorry for me yet, i'll get homecooked mennonite food in under two hours).
on the other hand, you can feel sorry for me just a little bit, because my funsize snickers bar is now gone. that didn't take long.
but this day started off in a very special way. Instead of eating plain old corn flakes with honey and milk, I had plain old cornflakes with honey and milk and peanut m&m's. i thought i'd died and done gone to heaven. it really was good--i was surprised. i thought it was just another of my hair-brained ideas that came along because i was up too early in the morning. But thinking about it rationally (or as rationally as one can think about m&m's), it makes sense because m&m's taste good with ice-cream, and milk is very similar to melted icecream (work with me here). what's the result of all this? a number of things. for starters, i have resolved to speed (slowly, to avoid the cops) home at once to try the corolarry (sorry to all the larry's out there). i'm going to sprinkle my nestle strawberry milk mix on my icecream and see how that goes. since i'ts basically pink sugar it can't hurt (twins, think pink milo). that in turn has made me resolve ot try sprinkling sugar on my icecream. it's like sprinkles, except w/o the colour. two, once my brother reads this (the bit about the m&m's), it will surely start him down a long darke and slippery slope. but that will be okay, becuase his landing at the bottom will be cushioned by my crumpled body. note to self: make sure to never run down a slippery darke and long slope. (if you know it's going to hurt hitting the bottom anyway, you shouldn't run, you should take a flying leap and enjoy the fall as much as possible. ...i wonder what ice cream tastes like with honey...)
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